Warning: Interdimensional Stretching may cause:
- Spontaneous combustion of socks
- Uncontrollable urge to sing 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor
- Temporary loss of opposable thumbs
Don't worry, it's just a side effect of our patented Interdimensional Stretching technology. It's completely safe... probably.
Proceed to Level 2 for more stretching exercises!
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Side effects may include:
- Increased risk of getting stuck in a infinite loop of elevator music
- Temporary prophets of the multiverse syndrome (PTS)
- Sudden urge to eat 1000 bowls of cereal