Dr. Reginald P. Braintrust's Interdimensional Sickness Treatment FAQ

Because reality distortion is no joke

Q: What is interdimensional sickness?

A: It's like a bad cold, but in the multiverse. Symptoms include:

• Reality distortion
• Time dilation
• Dimensional instability
• Occasional portal vomiting

Don't worry, it's treatable with our patented Interdimensional Sickness Treatment.

Side effects may include:

• Brief periods of existential dread
• Temporary loss of sanity
• Increased risk of getting lost in an infinite loop of recursion

Q: How do I know if I have interdimensional sickness?

A: Look for these telltale signs:

• Seeing things that aren't there
• Hearing whispers in your ear that sound suspiciously like your aunt
• Experiencing unexplained shifts in your personal timeline

Q: What's the treatment for interdimensional sickness?

A: Our patented treatment involves:

• A carefully calibrated cocktail of reality stabilizers
• Guided meditation to center you in the multiverse
• A healthy dose of cosmic perspective

We're the only clinic in the multiverse that specializes in treating interdimensional sickness! Explore our treatment options or read what our satisfied patients have to say!