The Multiverse Insurance Agency

Interdimensional Sickness Treatment: Plan 2

You've been experiencing strange visions, hearing eerie whispers from alternate realities, or perhaps you've just felt a little too much existential dread? Don't worry, we've got you covered!

Our Interdimensional Sickness Treatment Plan 2 is specifically designed to deal with the unique challenges of multiverse-induced anxiety.

Here are your treatment options:

• Option 1: Transdimensional Therapy ($500 per session)
• Option 2: Reality Distortion Devices ($2000 per unit)
• Option 3: Interdimensional Meditation ($100 per session)
• Option 4: Multiverse Vacation Package (price negotiable)

Which option sounds like the right fit for you? Click on the links above to learn more, or contact us to discuss your unique situation.

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