Interdimensional Hiking Trail: Safety Guides

Warning: Do Not Attempt to Follow This Guide Without Proper Training

Are you feeling unwell? Do your senses feel like they're being stretched across the fabric of reality? Congratulations! You might be suffering from Interdimensional Sickness. Don't worry, we're here to help.

Before attempting to tackle our Interdimensional Hiking Trail, please read and understand the following safety guidelines:

Safety Precautions

• Wear sturdy, dimensionally-resistant hiking boots to prevent spontaneous combustion.
• Carry a reliable, reality-checking device to ensure you're not stuck in a loop.
• Don't talk to the locals; they're not what they seem.
• Avoid consuming any suspicious, reality-bending snacks from vending machines.

Still feeling adventurous? Then click here for more advanced safety precautions, or here for emergency procedures in case things go terribly wrong.