Neuro-Portal Implant Treatment

Are you experiencing symptoms of interdimensional sickness? Do you feel like you're stuck in multiple places at once? Don't worry, we're here to help!

Our state-of-the-art neuro-portal implant will sync your brain waves with the local dimensional frequencies, making it easy to navigate the infinite expanse of reality.

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Side Effects

Minor side effects may include:

• Dizziness
• Disorientation
• Mild existential dread

We're not kidding. These side effects are normal.

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