Neuro-Portal Implant Treatment
Are you experiencing symptoms of interdimensional sickness? Do you feel like you're stuck in multiple places at once? Don't worry, we're here to help!
Our state-of-the-art neuro-portal implant will sync your brain waves with the local dimensional frequencies, making it easy to navigate the infinite expanse of reality.
Side Effects
Minor side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Disorientation
- Mild existential dread
We're not kidding. These side effects are normal.
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