Welcome to the Symptoms page, where reality is not what it seems.
It's a condition where your consciousness leaks into adjacent dimensions, causing Paradoxical Identity Syndrome and Chaotic Time Dilation.
Our team of experts, the Quantum Leaks Squad, will help you navigate this uncharted territory.
Support Group Join our community of leaky individuals and share your stories of multiversal misadventures.
Forums Discuss the latest in quantum leakage research and treatment options.
News Stay up-to-date on the latest quantum leakage breakthroughs and breakthrough failures.
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