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Interdimensional Sickness Treatment

Therapy Session: Energy Healing

Session Summary

Today's session focused on the finer points of dimensional resonance. Your interdimensional frequencies were off the charts, but we managed to calibrate your reality anchors to prevent further dimensional bleed.

Next steps: Practice your dimensional harmonics exercises, avoid eating too much cheese (it's a dimensional attractor), and for the love of all things sane, stop trying to communicate with your cat using only mathematical equations.

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Dimensional Harmonics Exercises

Catastrophic Quantum Leaps

Disclaimer: Interdimensional Sickness Treatment is not responsible for any dimensional instability caused by patient neglect of instructions or excessive consumption of cheese.