Gravitational Surfing: Advanced Tips

For the truly adventurous multiverse traveler, gravitational surfing is not just about catching a wave, it's a way of life.

But don't just take our word for it, here are some tips from the experts:

Tip 1: Don't Get Too Close to the Event Horizon

It's a real killer, trust us. Just ask the poor souls who got caught in the gravitational vortex of a black hole.

Back to Basics

Tip 2: Know Your Gravitational Wave

It's not just about the wave, it's about the frequency. Don't get caught in a ripple, know the undertow.

Intermediate Tips

Tip 3: Always, Always, Always Wear Your Helmet

We can't stress this enough. Your grandmother's dentures are not a suitable replacement for a properly fitting, high-impact gravitational surf helmet.

Helmet Technique

Tip 4: Don't Get Too Cocky

You think you're good? Ha! The multiverse is a cruel mistress. She'll toss you around like a rag doll and laugh as you scream.

Mistakes We've Made