Interdimensional Joisting Etiquette

Congratulations, traveler! You've managed to stumble into the realm of Interdimensional Joisting. A realm where the laws of physics are more like "suggestions" and the fabric of space-time is woven with the threads of chaos.

As a respected guest, we expect you to follow these simple rules:

• When in doubt, assume the universe will implode. Just to be safe.
• Never trust a portal with a smiley face. Those things are always up to no good.
• If you see a creature with an unblinking stare, don't make eye contact. It's just a matter of time before you're turned into a toad.

Now, enjoy your stay in this...interesting dimension! You might even find some of the locals' Interdimensional Gastronomy recommendations helpful.

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