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Interdimensional Travel Tips

Safety First, Sanity Second

When traversing the multiverse, safety should always be your top priority. Or, you know, not really, since you're probably going to end up in a dimension where the laws of physics don't apply, and you'll just kind of...
Phase Shift Hazards are a real concern.

Phase Shift Hazards

When shifting between phases, be aware of:

Quantum flux: May cause temporary loss of consciousness, leading to recovery protocols.
Time dilation: May cause temporal disorientation, leading to unpleasant side effects.

Stay alert, travelers! The multiverse is full of surprises.

Dimensional Disorientation Syndrome

Also known as D.D.S., this condition is characterized by:

Confusion of spatial awareness.
Disconnection from one's sense of self.
Uncontrollable urge to visit the nearest dimensional orientation therapist.

prophets of chrono-speak have warned of the dangers of D.D.S.

Pre-Flight Checklist

Before embarking on your interdimensional journey:

Consult with a qualified chrono-nurse.
Review the chrono-permit requirements.