Interdimensional Travel Tips

Advanced Dimension Safety | Interdimensional Hacking | Dimensional Ethics

Congratulations, traveler! You've reached the advanced level of interdimensional travel. Now that you're here, you might as well learn some tips and tricks to survive the infinite planes.

Tip 1: Never trust a dimensional portal with a blinking sign that says "Caution: Infinite Regret"

We've all seen it happen. A traveler gets too close to a portal with a warning sign, and the next thing you know, you're stuck in a dimension made entirely of cat food. Don't be that guy.

Tip 2: Learn to read the fine print

Those small print warnings on the dimensional maps are there for a reason. Don't ignore them. You might end up in a dimension where everything is made of Jell-O. Trust us, you won't enjoy it.

Tip 3: Bring a good sense of humor

You're going to need it. Trust us, some dimensions are just plain weird. Like the one we're in now, for example.