Interdimensional Travel Tips: Advanced Reflexology

Chapter 7: Chronos Syndrome

Warning: Do not attempt to visit the Chronos Syndrome dimension without proper training. Prolonged exposure can lead to:

• Time dilation-induced temporal psychosis
• Disintegration of local fabric
• Uncontrollable urge to shout "I'M THE KING OF SPACE-TIME" at the top of your lungs

But fear not, brave traveler! For we have developed advanced reflexology techniques to aid you in your journey.

Techniques:

• Syndrome Reversal: A delicate balance of finger pressure points to counteract the effects of temporal disintegration.
• Chrono-Somatic Massage: A soothing blend of temporal resonance and deep tissue therapy to realign your chrono-skeleton.
• Time-Dilation Therapy: A radical approach to slowing down your perception of time, perfect for those experiencing chrono-overload.

Don't say we didn't warn you.