Paradox Syndrome Treatment

You've stumbled upon the Multiverse, but it's got you stuck in a paradox? Don't worry, we've got the solution right here!

Symptoms:

• Feeling lost in time and space
• Unstable reality shifts
• Inability to return to original dimension

Causes:

Caused by excessive use of wormhole travel, poor dimensional anchoring, or a bad case of chrono-sclerosis.

Treatment Options:

• Quantum Reboot - Reset your timeline with a carefully calibrated quantum flux capacitor.
• Chrono-Therapy - Relive your memories, relive your life.

Side effects may include temporary reality disorientation, spontaneous dimension-hopping, or permanent temporal insanity. Results not guaranteed. Do not use if you're allergic to adventure.