Quantum Fluctuations: The Ultimate Dimensional Hazards

Warning: Quantum fluctuations can cause irreparable damage to your space-time continuum. Approach with caution.

Potential Hazards:

We recommend bringing a spare set of socks to protect yourself from the inevitable dimensional bleed-through.

Also, do not try to eat the quantum soup. It tastes like nothing, but trust us, it's not good for you.

Next stop: Paranormal Entanglements