Dimensional Sprinting 101

Warning: dimensional sprinting can be hazardous to your health, sanity, and wardrobe choices.

Step 1: Choose Your Destination

• Paradoxical Paradise
• Quantum Quagmire
• Dimensional Dead-End

Safety Precautions:

Wearing Dimensional Sprinter's Insurance is highly recommended. Don't forget to pack snacks.

Side effects of dimensional sprinting may include:

• Chronal Fatigue
• Paradoxical Identity Crisis
• Dimensional Disorientation