Chapter 3: Interdimensional Fitness for the Ambitious

So, you've mastered dimensional cartography and are itching to explore the multiverse. But have you stopped to consider your physical conditioning? Don't be like the poor sap who got stuck in a time loop with nothing but his own sweatpants.

Here are a few exercises you should do to get ready for your interdimensional adventures:

1. Dimensional Sprinting

Run 5 miles while simultaneously navigating a maze of alternate realities. Don't forget to wear your dimensional displacement insurance!

2. Transdimensional Yoga

Find your balance with our specially designed yoga poses, guaranteed to align your chakras across the multiverse. Or at least, it's worth a shot.

3. Interdimensional Endurance

Survive on nothing but space rations and hope for the best. It's like that time you ate only ramen noodles for a week, but with more danger.

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