Interdimensional Soap: Tips and Tricks for the Multiverse

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Congratulations, traveler, you've found the secret soap shop of the multiverse! Here, we sell the finest, most effective soap for navigating the infinite expanse of the cosmos.

Our soap is made with the finest imported space-herbs and carefully crafted to remove the grime of interdimensional travel. Try our:

• Gamma Splinter Soap for those pesky gamma radiation burns
• Chrono-Splinter Soap for those annoying time-travel related tangles
• N-Dimensional Nuisance Soap for the multiverse's most stubborn dimensional detritus

Don't forget to check the fine print, traveler! Our soap may cause:

• Exfoliation beyond the bounds of reality
• Unpredictable side effects, including but not limited to: dimensional tears, localized distortions, and existential dread
• Temporary or permanent removal of free will

Side effects may vary. Use with caution. Or not. We're not really sure.

Visit our Soap Opera Theory page to learn more about the science behind our soap.