Portal Activation
When activating a portal, make sure to:
- Wear your best "I'm with stupid" t-shirt to avoid confusing local wildlife.
- Bring a map of your destination, but only one with a lot of scribbles on it.
- Don't try to communicate with the locals using nothing but dad jokes. They won't get it.
- Be prepared for unexpected dimensional side effects, such as:
- Temporary loss of taste buds
- Permanant gain of a third eye
- Sudden urge to listen to only 80s power ballads
Also, don't forget to:
Get interdimensional travel insurance