Warning: Consuming quantum cereal may cause spontaneous dimensionality collapse, reality distortions, and existential dread. Prolonged consumption may lead to permanent reality anchors.
For optimal results, please consume in a well-ventilated area, away from sensitive quantum fluctuations.
Quantum Cereal Safety Protocol for more information.
Side effects may include:
Not responsible for lost socks, missing keys, or misplaced loved ones. Side effects are not guaranteed, but highly probable.