Quantum Fluctuation Syndrome: A Guide to Multiverse Navigation
Warning: Quantum Fluctuation Syndrome is a real and terrifying phenomenon that affects travelers to the multiverse. Symptoms include: reality distortions, spontaneous combustion, and an overwhelming sense of existential dread.
But don't worry, we've got you covered! Our expert team of multiverse navigators have compiled a comprehensive guide to help you survive (and even thrive) in the multiverse.
Here's a brief overview of the symptoms:
- Reality Distortions: Expect random and unexplained changes to your surroundings, including but not limited to: walls turning into cheese, furniture rearranging itself, and gravity flipping.
- Spontaneous Combustion: Don't say we didn't warn you. This is a real risk. Please, for the love of all that is sane, do not try to cook a steak in a dimensional pocket.
- Existential Dread: This is just a general feeling of impending doom, but trust us, it's a real thing. You'll be questioning the very fabric of reality and the meaning of existence.
But don't let these symptoms scare you off! Our team has put together a comprehensive FAQ section to address your concerns: FAQ
Ready to face the multiverse head-on? Start navigating with our expert guides: Guides