Quantum Quandary 1: The Infinite Coffee Shop

Warning: Prolonged exposure to quantum fluctuations may cause:

• Uncontrollable coffee cravings
• Unpredictable time dilation
• Unreliable reality anchors

We're not responsible for any dimensional instability caused by excessive caffeine consumption.

Try our:

• Quantum Coffee, a brew that'll make you question the fabric of space-time
• Quandary 2: The Infinite Tea Shop, where the flavors are as infinite as the dimensions