Transdimensional Yoga: Because Reality is Just a Stretch

Are you tired of the same old yoga poses? Want to take your flexibility to the next level?

• Parallel Pose 101: Mastering the Art of Simultaneous Stretching
• Curvilinear Contractions: The Key to Unlocking Hidden Dimensions
• Omni-Directional Bending: Bending Space-Time to Your Will

Warning: Transdimensional Yoga May Cause:

• Uncontrollable Dimensional Bleeding
• Sudden Onset of Interdimensional Insomnia
• Unstable Time-Stream Perception
• Temporary Loss of Physical Form

(Side effects may vary. Not responsible for any reality distortions caused.)

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