Because, let's face it, you're probably not going to survive the first time you try.
But don't worry! We've got some tips to help you navigate the infinite possibilities.
When traversing alternate realities, blinking can cause irreparable damage to your eyes.
Read more about blink-induced eye damageThose delicious-looking creatures might taste like chicken, but trust us, they're not.
The Fuzzy Wumpus Saga: A Cautionary TaleStay tuned for more tips, or don't. We're not really sure what the point of this is either.