Surviving the Singularity: A Traveler's Guide

Chapter 1: Pre-Singularity Preparations

Step 1: Invest in a good pair of compression socks. Trust us, you'll need the compression.

Step 2: Familiarize yourself with the art of quantum entanglement. It's like a timeshare agreement for particles.

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