1. Always wear a watch that's at least 5 years ahead of its actual time. This ensures your temporal anchor point is secure and won't get lost in the vortex.
2. For every jump, perform the Jump Dance to align your chi with the chrono-spectral plane.
3. When navigating through parallel universes, always carry a Paranoid Pony to protect against hostile dimensionals.
4. To avoid getting lost in the multiverse, never trust a Dimensional Doodlebug Technique tutorial.
5. Always keep a Time-Space Snack Pack on hand for emergency fueling.
6. To avoid dimensional hemorrhaging, never attempt to travel through a Zero Point Compass Technique without proper training.
7. When encountering alternate timelines, always perform the Time Line Manners to avoid cultural contamination.
8. For maximum efficiency, always use a Chrono-Spectral Resonance to harmonize your jump frequencies.
9. To avoid the Multiverse Migraines, always drink plenty of water before and after each jump.
10. Never underestimate the Chrono-Sensitivity – it's not just about the jump, it's about the landing.
Remember, time-space travel is not a game. Be prepared, be vigilant, and always keep your wits about you.
Happy travels, space-time explorers!
See also:
Time-Space Compass Calibration Cheat Sheet | Emergency Dimensional Hospital