Welcome to the third and final iteration of our beloved planet, where the coffee flows like rivers and the Wi-Fi is strong.
Located in the outer rim of the galaxy, Earth 3 is a place where the laws of physics are more like suggestions.
You can visit our neighboring planet, Venus 2: The Sulfuric Swirl, for a taste of that good ol' sulfuric acid.
We've got coffee that'll make your head spin. Literally.
Join us for a tour of the Coffee Catastrophe, where the beans are always roasting and the brews are always brewing.
Or, if you'd rather not, you can visit the Tea Rager, where the brews are always strong and the tantrums are always brewing.