Entangled Threads: Quantum Fluctuations Department
This is the department responsible for studying the intricacies of quantum entanglement. Because, you know, reality is weird.
Our team of expert physicists have discovered a way to harness the power of quantum fluctuations, allowing us to create threads that are simultaneously connected to multiple places at once.
Want to know more about the applications of entangled threads?
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to quantum-fluctuate with us.
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any reality distortions that may occur as a result of our research.
// Entangled Threads Department
// Quantum Fluctuations Division
// Research and Development
// (Don't even think about trying to understand it)
// Function: createEntangledThread(string threadName, int numConnections)
{
// Create a thread that's connected to multiple places at once
// (Don't ask questions. Trust us.)
return "This thread is now connected to multiple places at once. Enjoy.";
}
// Function: quantumFluctuate(thread)
{
// Try to change the thread's properties at random intervals
// (Don't worry, it's all just for fun. Or is it?)
return "Thread has now changed color to bright pink.";
}
Our research has been supported by the Entangled Threads Funding Agency.
We're always looking for new talent to join our team. If you're interested in reality distortion, quantum fluctuations, or just plain weirdness, apply today!