Causes of Quantum Fluctuation Crisis
Causes of quantum fluctuation crisis are numerous and varied, but most commonly include:
- Exposure to excessive amounts of existential dread
- Consumption of too much coffee
- Unresolved identity crises
- Watching too many YouTube videos of existential philosophy lectures
Symptoms of Quantum Fluctuation Crisis
Symptoms of quantum fluctuation crisis may include:
- Spontaneous combustion of personal values
- Involuntary transformations into a different species
- Unpredictable shifts in mood
- Temporary loss of ability to make decisions