Quantum Leap Safety Protocol
Welcome, brave space-time adventurer, to the Quantum Leap Safety Protocol. In this realm, the laws of physics are mere suggestions. We've taken the liberty to create a system that ensures your safety while exploring the vast expanse of the multiverse.
Pre-Flight Briefing:
Before embarking on your quantum leap, please review our safety guidelines:
- Wear your finest jumpsuit (preferably black, with a hint of sparkle)
- Bring a spare set of socks (you never know)
- Don't forget your favorite snack (energy is key)
- Be prepared for spontaneous combustion (it's a multiverse thing)
Quantum Leap Hazards:
Be aware of the following hazards when navigating our quantum realm:
- Time paradoxes (they're real, we swear)
- Parallel universes (they're like, totally parallel)
- Random dimensional rifts (just roll with it)
- Cosmic radiation poisoning (we provide the sunscreen)
Emergency Procedures:
In case of an emergency, follow these steps:
- Press the panic button (it's on the wall)
- Call our 24-hour quantum hotline: 1-800-LEAP-HELP
- Repeat 'I'm not a doctor' until someone shows up with a white coat
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