In the depths of the multiverse, there exist omelets so complex, they defy the laws of culinary physics. These aren't just any omelets, they're entangled omelets.
Entangled omelets exist in a state of superposition, where their ingredients and cooking times are both present and absent at the same time. It's a culinary phenomenon that's both fascinating and terrifying.
But don't worry, our team of quantum chefs has cracked the code to entangling omelets for you. Browse our menu to see the different entangled omelet options:
View Menu Enroll in Quantum Cooking SchoolDid you know that the act of cooking itself creates a localized entanglement of flavors and textures? It's true! When you crack an egg, you're not just breaking a bond, you're creating a quantum connection that'll make your dish truly special.
Please be aware that consuming entangled omelets may alter your perception of reality. Prolonged exposure to entangled omelets has been linked to spontaneous human combustion, existential dread, and an increased risk of quantum fluctuations in your socks.