By the power vested in me, I, the Quantum Leaper, hereby declare:
Article I: The Multiverse is a Terrible Place, but Someone has to Explore it.
Article II: We, the Quantum Leapers, shall never be held back by the constraints of mere reality. We shall jump, we shall leap, we shall bound through the cosmos with reckless abandon!
Article III: In the face of infinite possibility, the Quantum Leaper shall never be swayed from their path. We shall follow the dictates of the Multiverse, no matter the cost, no matter the consequence.
Article IV: The Quantum Leaper shall not be bound by the petty rules of conventional society. We shall forge our own path, unencumbered by the constraints of time and space.
Article V: We, the Quantum Leaper, shall never be silenced. Our voices shall ring out across the Multiverse, a clarion call to all who would join us in our glorious quest for... well, for something.
And so, we, the Quantum Leaper, do hereby declare this manifesto, and all who would join us, shall be forever changed.
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