html Toaster Store: Where Every Toaster is a Portal to Another Universe

Toaster Store: Where Every Toaster is a Portal to Another Universe

Many-Worlds Interpretation

Our toaster, the "Multiverse Master 5000", can cook up to 10 different types of toast in 5 different parallel dimensions.

Learn more about our Quantum Leaps of Fate! Witness the Quantum Leap Destruction, where our toaster breaks the laws of physics!

Parallel Toasts

Our toaster can cook:

Cuban sandwich toast in a world where cats rule the Earth
Cracked pepper toast in a world where the Roman Empire still exists
Sourdough toast in a world where robots have taken over, but still love carbs

Browse our catalog of Parallel Toasts!

But Wait, There's More!

Visit our sister store: The Multiverse Micro-Ovens for the Truly Adventurous!