Entangled Veggies

Welcome to the most confusing salad bar in the multiverse! Here, the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the boundaries between reality and fantasy are as slippery as a plate of our infamous entangled eggplant.

Don't worry, our quantum chefs have carefully crafted a menu that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the nature of reality. Try our:

• Quantum Chaos Salad - A mix of flavors that defy explanation
• Entangled Omelette - Where the yolk is the center of the universe
• Many Worlds Bratwurst - A sausage so big, it has its own gravitational pull

But be warned: eating here may result in:

Paradoxical Repercussions - Where the bill is always due, but never paid