Heisenberg's Hamburger

Welcome to Heisenberg's Hamburger, where the uncertainty principle meets the perfect patty.

Quantum Bun Bun Bun Chaos Crust Chronology Uncertainty Omelette

Don't get lost in the multiverse, but do enjoy the burger.

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