Paradox Pizza Sauce Menu

Where the Saucy Future Meets the Saucy Past

Join us for a culinary journey through the multiverse, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and the sauces are infinite.

Quantum Sauce Recipes

Warning: Consuming these sauces may cause paradoxes, logical inconsistencies, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to dimensional instability and/or pizza-induced coma.