Welcome to the Paradoxical Mystery Meat, where the fabric of space-time is woven from threads of juicy, savory goodness. Our chefs have conjured up a menu that will make your taste buds do the quantum leap of flavor.
Quantum Uncertainty Crisp - A pizza that's as unpredictable as the universe itself.
Many Worlds Burger - A burger that's been to every universe and back again, and is now here to stay.
Black Hole BBQ - Where the meat is so dense, it warps the fabric of space-time.
Wormhole Wings - A snack so hot, it'll leave you feeling like you're being pulled apart by a cosmic vortex.
Don't have a cow, have a Paradoxical Mystery Meat!