Welcome, travelers, to the Quantum Leaps Paradox Pizza Party! Where every bite is a chance to defy the odds and explore the multiverse. Our menu is a maze of infinite possibilities, each one a doorway to a different reality.
Try the Many Worlds Sicilian, featuring a crispy crust that's been quantum-entangled with the flavors of a thousand parallel universes.
Or, for the more adventurous, try the Entangled Eclipse Pie, a pizza that's been warped by the gravitational pull of a black hole.
Don't forget to try our Quantum Spaghetti, a dish that's been quantum-entangled with the flavors of a million different timelines.
Side effects of consumption may include:
Consume at your own risk, travelers!