Welcome to the Quantum Fluctuation Coffee shop, where the coffee is brewed with the finest particles and the conversation is always on the edge of collapse.
Our coffee is made with the finest quantum fluctuations, carefully harvested from the depths of the multiverse.
Try our special Quantum Leap of Flavor, a blend of flavors that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a chance on our Schrödinger's Cat Coffee, where every cup contains a 50% chance of containing nothing at all.
Don't forget to check out our Virtual Reality Tour, where you can experience the thrill of quantum fluctuations in a simulated environment.
And, if you're feeling really bold, try our Decaf Superlatte, a beverage so bold it'll make you question the very nature of reality.
Disclaimer: Side effects of quantum fluctuations may include, but are not limited to: reality distortion, temporal paradoxes, and spontaneous combustion.