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Recipe 1: Quantum Leap of Faith
In this recipe, we'll guide you through the art of creating a quantum leap of faith, perfect for when you need to jump off a cliff into the unknown.
- 1 cup of blind confidence
- 2 tablespoons of reckless abandon
- 1 pinch of existential dread
Combine all ingredients in a large bowl, minimalist in design. Stir counterclockwise while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence. Serve with a side of self-doubt.