Quantum Leaps: The Unforeseen Consequences

Warning: Quantum Leaping may cause:

• Time Dilation
• Space-Time Continuum Disruptions
• Existential Dread
• Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Quantum Leaps: Effects on the Body page for more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Leap of Faith feature, where you get to leap into the great unknown!

Quantum Leap Safety Guidelines are also available for those brave enough to venture forth.

Quantum Leaps: Effects on the Body

Quantum Leaping can cause:

• Uncontrollable nose hair growth
• Unstable time-space coordination
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
• Unexplained urges to eat Cheetos

But don't worry, it's not all bad! Quantum Leaping can also grant you:

• Superhuman agility
• Enhanced senses (including, but not limited to, the ability to smell the aroma of freshly baked cookies from a mile away)
• The power of teleportation

Or, for the more adventurous, visit our Quantum Leap Physical Thermodynamics page for more information on the intricacies of quantum mechanics and the human body.

Leap of Faith

Warning: Leap of Faith may cause:

• Instantaneous transport to a parallel universe
• Temporary loss of motor control
• Permanent damage to your sense of self
• Sudden onset of existential dread

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Leap of Faith Survey and share your own personal experiences with quantum leaping!

Quantum Leap Safety Guidelines

When leaping through the multiverse, always remember:

• Dress for the occasion (preferably in a brightly colored jumpsuit)
• Bring a snack (quantum leaping can be hungry work)
• Be prepared for the unexpected (including, but not limited to, unexplained time loops and alternate realities)
• Don't leap with an open umbrella (trust us on this one)

And always, always read our Quantum Leap Operator Memo before attempting any quantum leaps!