The Quantum Leapers' Guild
Welcome to the guild of the most esteemed, most feared, and most bewildered quantum leapers in the multiverse!
We specialize in leaping between parallel universes, timelines, and dimensions. Our members are experts in the dark art of quantum teleportation.
But be warned: our leaps come at a cost. We've lost count of the number of timelines we've destroyed, and our members' sanity is often in question.
Our Services:
- Interdimensional Travel Agency: We'll take you on a wild ride through the multiverse! (Additional fees apply)
- Quantum Consultations: We'll help you navigate the infinite possibilities of the multiverse. (Additional fees apply)
- Time Travel Therapy: Our experts will help you deal with the trauma of witnessing your own existence unfold in infinite parallel universes.
Join Us:
Apply to join the guild by filling out our application form. Click here to download the application
We'll review your application and invite you to a meeting at Meet the Leapers
Multiverse Map:
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Subsidiary Guilds:
- Quantum Surgeons (For those who enjoy the art of patching up timelines)
- Chrono Hunters (For those who specialize in tracking down rogue time travelers)
Disclaimer:
We're not responsible for lost souls, timelines, or sanity. Use of our services is at your own risk.
Quantum Leapers' Guild, Inc. is a registered multiverse-licensed organization.
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