Pre-Leap Checklist
- Fill out Quantum Leap Brochure in triplicate.
- Consult Leap Simulator for worst-case scenarios.
- Practice your Quantum Fu in a controlled environment.
In-Flight Protocols
- Eat Leap Snacks to maintain energy levels.
- Stay hydrated with Quantum Water.
- Perform Quantum Yoga to reduce probability distortions.
Post-Leap Procedures
- Report to Leap Authorities for debriefing.
- File Leap Bounty for any outstanding rewards.
- Join Leap Support Group for camaraderie.
Disclaimer: Quantum Leaping is not recommended for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (or don't).