Quantum Leaps Safety Precautions
Warning: Quantum Leaps Can Be Hazardous to Your Sanity
Do Not Take The Leap Without Reading This First!
Pre-Leap Precautions
Do not attempt a quantum leap without properly calibrating your reality anchors. Failure to do so may result in unintended consequences, such as:
- Existential dread
- Uncontrollable quantum flux
- Unreliable dimension-hopping
Learn how to properly prepare for your quantum leap
During The Leap
Keep your wits about you!** Do not panic.** In case of unexpected dimension flux, remain calm and:
- Re-orient your reality anchors.
- Consult your quantum compass.
- Do not eat the cheese.
Learn how to stay safe during the quantum leap
Post-Leap Precautions
After the leap, do not attempt to re-attach to reality without proper clearance. Failure to do so may result in:
- Unstable reality anchors
- Unpredictable dimensional bleed
- Uncontrollable existential dread
Learn how to properly re-attach to reality
Quantum Leaps are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with extreme caution.
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