By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you are entering a realm where the fabric of reality is constantly shifting, bending, and possibly imploding.
1. You agree to not get too close to any dimensional rifts, as they may cause spontaneous combustion, reality distortions, or an unquenchable thirst for existential dread.
2. You understand that the concept of "up" and "down" is relative, but please, for the love of all that is sane, do not try to jump off the edge of the universe, as this may result in a catastrophic reassembly of your constituent particles.
Section 3: Insurance Coverage for Interdimensional Travel and Section 4: Disclaimer of Liability for Reality Distortions are included in the appendix.
By continuing to explore this site, you agree to these Terms and Conditions, which are subject to change without notice, like the laws of physics themselves.
Do not try to find a lawyer to interpret these Terms. They're not worth it. Just enjoy the ride.
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