Welcome to the multiverse penalty, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.
You've stumbled upon a reality where the fabric of space-time is constantly shifting, causing paradoxes and contradictions to abound.
Here, the penalty for your existence is that you'll have to navigate the ever-changing landscape, where the rules of reality are rewritten with each new iteration.
Don't worry, it's not all bad. You might even discover new worlds and civilizations in the process. Or not.
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Don't try to make sense of it, just roll with it.
1. The laws of physics are subject to change at any moment.
2. The fabric of space-time is constantly shifting.
3. Reality is what happens when you're not looking.
4. If it doesn't make sense, it's not worth worrying about.
Remember, in the multiverse, there's no such thing as a "normal" day.
It's not just a reboot, it's a full-blown reality rewrite.
You'll be given a second chance, with a new set of circumstances.
No need to worry about the past, it's been erased.
You'll have to learn the new rules all over again.