Welcome, Quantum Overlord, to the esteemed Quantum Penalties: Quantum Appeals department. Here, the universe's most egregious offenders are brought to justice, and the fabric of reality is occasionally tweaked.
Zorvath, a rogue snail with the ability to manipulate quantum fluctuations, has been found guilty of causing a localized distortion in the space-time continuum. Sentencing will be decided by the Quantum Council of Elders, but experts predict a severe penalty involving excessive amounts of quantum entanglement.