Quantum Superposition FAQs

What is Quantum Superposition?

Quantum Superposition is when you're in two places at once. Like, you're at the bar, but also at the couch.

How do I know if I'm in Quantum Superposition?

Just check your wallet. If it's simultaneously on the bar counter and on the couch cushion, you're in superposition.

Can I use Quantum Superposition for personal gain?

Only if you're a highly trained professional. Otherwise, you'll just end up eating Cheetos and watching Netflix.

Is Quantum Superposition safe?

Only if you don't mind the risk of spontaneous combustion from excessive existential dread.

Can I use Quantum Superposition for nefarious purposes?

Don't even think about it. You'll just end up stuck in an infinite loop of cat videos.

What's the best way to exit Quantum Superposition?

Call a professional. Or just take a deep breath and remember that, in the grand scheme of things, it's all just a bunch of meaningless, fleeting particles.

Learn more about exit strategies.