Quantum Therapy Session

Welcome, traveler, to the quantum realm of mental wellness!

Quantum Penalties: Where the rules of reality are mere suggestions

We've been watching you, and we know all about your little secrets. Your cat's been plotting against you in the dreamscape. Your toaster's been judging you. We've seen the look on your face when you ate that whole pizza by yourself.

• Quantum Reality Check - We're watching, you know.
• Quantum Self-Actualization - Because you're clearly not self-actualized yet.
• Quantum Superposition - We know about the multiple personalities you've been pretending to be.

Quantum Penalties: Our methods are unorthodox, but effective

We're not your average therapist, and we're not afraid to get a little...unconventional. Our techniques may seem strange, but trust us, they work.

• Quantum Time Travel - We'll take you back to that one time you wore those embarrassing pants.
• Quantum Teleportation - Because who needs personal space, anyway?
• Quantum Reality Bending - We'll warp the fabric of space-time to make you more comfortable in your skin.