Welcome to Floor 3, where the elevator operators union is on strike and the coffee machine is broken. Again.
But don't worry, we've got a log of elevator malfunctions to keep you occupied while you're waiting for the elevator to be fixed... again.
Or if you're feeling adventurous, try the secret door on the left. If it's not stuck, that is.
/* Someone, please, for the love of all things mechanical, fix this elevator already... */