Welcome to Chopta's Mustache Types

Where every decision is a mustache-filled journey

Mustache Types 101

1. Handlebar - The classic, the king, the one that started it all.

2. Balbo - For when you want to be a stylish Italian.

3. Toothbrush - For the modern man with a love for cleanliness.

But wait, there's more!

4. ChoptaChop - For when you want to make a statement, and a mess.

5. Toothpick - The one you wear when you've given up on life.

6. ToothpickChoptaChop - The one that'll make you question your life choices.

And that's just the beginning...